age: 36 (Feb 12, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: October 2003

occupation: sucker

crush: I'd like a Jack Black, Johnny knoxville, Jimmy fallon sandwich!

makes me sad: u

body mods: yep

most humbling moment: right here, right now

makes me happy: u

gets me hot: Monster Trucks & Demolition DerBys!!!

sign: aquarius

fantasy: Charlie and the chocolate factory

i lost my virginity: ManY TiMeS