MEMBER SINCE: April 2004

occupation: It involves several million people at least once a week, but does not involve orange juice. Talk amongst yourselves.

i lost my virginity: ...and all I got was this lousy tee shirt from the show she was in.

sign: Scorpio.

crush: Joan of Arc

makes me happy: Brooks Brothers.

gets me hot: Modesty.

makes me sad: That so many people think Bukowski is some kind of genius to be revered. He wrote the same story 40 times, people.

fantasy: To own a Chris-Craft and a little palace in Connecticut without having the experience turn me into an evil person.