About Me

I like sleep, but I don't get much of it. A good pillow and more time is what I need. If you have a good pillow you'd like me to own I wont argue. (inless it's all dirty and gross already)


I like candy... and other things. But if I give it all away here you wont have any reason to chat me up.

age: 24 (Jan 21, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2004

occupation: masturbatory device expert... porn store clerk

gets me hot: wool socks

stats: I don't have the math really but: short, tiny boobies (terribly honest)

crush: Michael Rosenbaum (Lex Luthor)

makes me sad: *not hearing goodnight*, cat bites, hurricanes, sleeping too long, goodbyes, tolls, dead batteries

i lost my virginity: to an idiot