age: 35 (Jan 19, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: Too boring to even mention here.
gets me hot: Houston during the summer. Ugh
makes me sad: When no one comments my posts. *sniff*
i lost my virginity: ...when i was 23. I'm making up for lost time.
crush: Just call me Narcissus
fantasy: I want to be President of the United States.
into: drinking, bars, coding, networks, peanut butter, chicks, monkeys, hot dogs, money, buying stupid expensive technical crap, philosophy, and chicks with way too much eye liner
makes me happy: Attention, narcolepsy, friends and gratuitous nudity.
stats: ← Palendrome
heroes: Your mom. She's very bendy.
sign: Dip
Man. This has been a brutal month. My grandfather died on Halloween. His funeral was on Guy Fawkes Day in Kansas. That's an eleven hour drive each way. My father in law had a kidney stone so large it was causing him kidney failure and they had to operate. My grandmother has become drastically more delusional. I have spent over a thousand dollars on car repairs only to find my battery dead again this evening. I got a speeding ticket driving back from Kansas to Texas. The cop knew I buried my grandfather the day before and still gave me a ticket. Cock. And one of my families very close friends lost her dog that we all loved very much.
Now for the good news. I had the last five days off. I spent most of it relaxing with friends and family. I am looking to buy a house and am very excited. I convinced my dad to buy a macbook. In three weeks I'm going to New Orleans for four days. I am healthy.
Now for the good news. I had the last five days off. I spent most of it relaxing with friends and family. I am looking to buy a house and am very excited. I convinced my dad to buy a macbook. In three weeks I'm going to New Orleans for four days. I am healthy.



















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