age: 31 (Jan 19, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2004

occupation: Too boring to even mention here.

gets me hot: Houston during the summer. Ugh

fantasy: I want to be President of the United States.

most humbling moment: Must....Not.....Show.....Weakness.........

makes me happy: Attention, narcolepsy, friends and gratuitous nudity.

i lost my virginity: ...when i was 23. I'm making up for lost time.

sign: Dip

stats: ← Palendrome

body mods: I've got a rebel alliance tattoo on my right shoulder, the five fingers of Eris on my left forearm, the first 34 digits of pi in binary in the pi symbol shape on my back, and medical nanobots secretly implanted in my brain by the government. Fucking feds.

crush: Just call me Narcissus

heroes: Your mom. She's very bendy.