age: 36 (Jan 19, 1977)
MEMBER SINCE: February 2004
occupation: Too boring to even mention here.
i lost my virginity: ...when i was 23. I'm making up for lost time.
stats: ← Palendrome
makes me happy: Attention, narcolepsy, friends and gratuitous nudity.
heroes: Your mom. She's very bendy.
fantasy: I want to be President of the United States.
body mods: I've got a rebel alliance tattoo on my right shoulder, the five fingers of Eris on my left forearm, the first 34 digits of pi in binary in the pi symbol shape on my back, and medical nanobots secretly implanted in my brain by the government. Fucking feds.
crush: Just call me Narcissus
sign: Dip
most humbling moment: Must....Not.....Show.....Weakness.........
into: drinking, bars, coding, networks, peanut butter, chicks, monkeys, hot dogs, money, buying stupid expensive technical crap, philosophy, and chicks with way too much eye liner
Now for the good news. I had the last five days off. I spent most of it relaxing with friends and family. I am looking to buy a house and am very excited. I convinced my dad to buy a macbook. In three weeks I'm going to New Orleans for four days. I am healthy.
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