"What can I say, Tool changed my life back when I was a youngster, Ænima particularly. Your vocals, superb. Danny Carey's drumming, superb. Justin's bass work, mesmerizing. And Adam's guitar always compliments the music in the right way.
Keep that freight train a-rollin' and looking forward to you guys blowing my mind again with new Tool material "

"Thanks for not being afraid to be an individual. We live in a world of conformity and it is so important to have artists such as yourself out there who are willing to be who they are no matter what is deemed "commercialized." I respect you 100% Oh and I saw you in concert a few years ago, it rocked! Keep doing what you love. Not what others want."

"Dear Maynard, I love your music. I'm sure you get that all the time, but your collective works have really changed my life and the way I look at things. It broadens my mind, turns me on, calms me down, makes me fall in love. Your style is so versatile and your voice so beautiful that I can't help but love everything of yours that I listen to. I could never thank you enough for contributing your art to the world."

"Seriously Amazing Love everything you do."

"It's all fire and brimstone, baby so let's go outside. it's all fire and brimstone, baby. I got my brand new pistol, baby! Single best musical project in the universe = Puscifer. That is the end of this story.
P.S. My Christmas boner won't go down! "

"He's guilty yeah..but he knows it. You're guilty but you don't know it...so, who's really in jail?"

"yay maynard yay maynard yay maynard!"

"I know your dedication to Puscifer and all but i don't think any band out there has topped TOOL yet. It is just pure genius. When i was stationed in South Korea, i made the bar i frequented play Schism every weekend, thanks for creating such masterpieces!"

"I hear that he still hates the cans..."

"I love your music and I hope I get to see you live sometime (sooner than later )"