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About Me

Silhouetted against the smoky red hole of the sun she looks like a primordial warning, a charred refugee of a feeling older than memory.

age: 31 (Dec 09, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2006

occupation: Writer

stats: 6'1" 165lbs. brown hair and green eyes.

gets me hot: Suicide girls, kissing in water, seeing girls doing their own things like laundry or pumping gas.

makes me sad: Chernobyll, unhappy people, being broke.

into: Reading, writing, sex, parties, eating great food, meeting new people.

i lost my virginity: I have.

Thursday

MARCH 1, 2007 @ 07:57 AM | 1 COMMENT

I say "bitchin" a little too often.

I shaved my balls once and really wish I'd never done that.

Sometimes...in my own little world, I like to imagine I'm the coolest person I know but I know that's not true.

I like to fart on animals.

I've been burned, broken, shot at, stabbed, poisoned and shoved off a cliff and I'm still alive.

I have had contact with a ghost...it sucked.

I was not popular in high school.

My favorite smell in the world is Addict by Christian Dior (remember that ladies).

I have some of the most absurd humor I know of.

I don't like cake.

I've been in love and it was great.

My favorite candy is Altoids.

Cartoons completely rock my world.

I really enjoy cigarettes.

I don't fear the end of the world but I don't welcome it either.

I get more enjoyment out of art then I do eating and I love food.

I like to think that my life is worth living.

Most of my favorite people live very far away from me.

I have the metabloism of a mongoose.

Sleeping is more important to me than most things because I'm not very good at it.

Sex is great.

Video games are some of the best things on the planet. I owe so much to Nintendo.

I would seriously like to be a musician but I'm not talented enough for myself.

Selling some writing would be excellent.

I could drink wine for the rest of my life and it would be okay.

I destroyed my urban art project by telling too many people and I hate myself for it.

As far as I'm concerned there are only seven good things in this world and I've lost three of them.

I'd like to try acting sometime.

I reserve the word "genius" for artists, musicians, writers and movie makers.

I hate pop.

Death in June is a good band.

I should be a pirate...oh wait I already am. The sheer number of programs and media I've stolen from the internet is astronomical.

Sometimes I think...