“i want to vomit on maxx's face.”

“Maxx rocks out with his cock out!”

“Maxx is amazing.”

“um... i was trying to leave a comment but since i clearly didn't... maxx is awesome.”

“Maxx is my personal hero.”

“WARNING:
Maxx is not intended for rape usage, contrary to popular belief.”

“I have no idea how this guy gets away with half the shit he does, but it's fun to be around it...usually!”

“Maxx is the Silver man... a place near and dear to my heart... I owe you, man....”

“Maxx will probably get you beat up. One of the reasons I love him.”

“maXXL is wrong because before this, his last testamonial was from over 5 months ago.”

“maxx threw the contents of my car onto the streets of london whilst driving through the city at 3am, pissed on the tate modern and threw a can of grolsch at full throttle into the face of my friend jessica muffin... this man rocks and is much missed on these shores x”

“He's in my top 3.

MY TOP 3.”

“maxx and i, our love destroys worlds.”

“Maxx is like the sexy, rich, drunken illegitimate little step brother I never had and only see on special occasions.”