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MARCH 28, 2004 @ 07:21 PM


This week's episode of Max16Characters is brought you by Luck, a subdivision of Good Fortune....

Title: I Must Be Doing Something Right, or I'm A Lucky Douchebag.

I got to ride in a police car last night... So i should have been arrested and gotten a DUI last night but for reasons i still can't understand i wasn't. See i was at my fraternity's formal which was taking place at a local hotel. There was open bar there and i was taking full advantage of it all.

At around three in the morning, i decided to leave. Big mistake...about a mile down the road i realized there was no way i should be driving and was looking for a way to turn around when i saw the berries flashing. Seeing that i was totally fucked no matter what i did, i just pulled over and turned off the car, awaiting the hammer of justice to fall on me.

Officer: You been drinking tonight?
Me: Yeah
Officer: Where are you coming from?
Me: Sewickley Country Inn
Officer: This is your lucky break tonight. You'll probably never get a chance like this again. My partner will drive you car back to the Sewickley Country Inn and you can ride in the back of my police car....

And that's how it went down and i got off scott-free. I still can't believe it or understand why they let me off the hook on this one. Maybe somebody gave the officer a second chance years back when they shouldn't have and this is his way of equaling that Karma. I don't know, but i can accept it. I have truly learned a lesson here though.

1) Cops are allright peepz sometimes
2) I will NEVER do that again
3) Lady luck herself was with me last night.

I could have gotten a suspende license for 6 months and a $2000 fine, but i lucked out. This whole episode is surreal to me and i can't believe it still.

In other news, i have a date-type thing tomorrow. This girl i met and worked with on friday night will be the lucky girl. She's super cool and i picked up she's into me as the first thing she said was, "I love tall boys and i just want to take them all home." smile Yay me. I invited her up to my place where the roomate was throwing a party and she was totally cool with everything. So we'll be seeing Jersey Girl tomorrow night. I can't wait. Wish me luck peepz.

I'm out like a candle as my friend B-ha likes to mis-quote.

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Oninotaki

oninotaki

Ypsilanti, MI
March 2003

MAR 28, 2004 07:32 PM

Glad to hear about your luck. That just proves that cops arn't always crappy. Just remember to give someone else a break now to keep the good Karma flowing, or something like that biggrin blush

Peggy

Peggy

HOPEFUL

Mckeesport, PA

MAR 28, 2004 08:09 PM

LOL.....that was a cute line. I would imagine it would work on some girls. Good luck with your date tomorrow night!! And let me know how the movie was, I was thinking of seeing it.

clara

clara

MODERATOR

Baltimore, MD

MAR 28, 2004 08:18 PM

You are a lucky man.

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

MAR 28, 2004 09:44 PM

good luck on your date.

you're certainly lucky-- i hope you've honestly learned your lesson and don't drive while drunk ever again. sometimes even getting off with a fine isn't bad--think about all the people you could have killed frown

yay for prom!

Finch

Finch

SUICIDEGIRL

Thailand

MAR 28, 2004 09:56 PM

yeah...i'm glad you had the experience too. and i'm glad there were no bad consequences for you or anybody else.

yay for no harm done smile

missbernie

missbernie

HOPEFUL

Ypsilanti, MI

MAR 29, 2004 06:16 AM

ooh good luck on your date!! yeah DUIs SUCK!! and they are expensive...you are super lucky!

pineapple

pineapple

Japan
February 2004

MAR 29, 2004 07:24 AM

You wouldn't believe how often I hear the Tara Reid thing. Some random people I had never even met at a convention stopped to tell me the exact same thing. Also Avril Lavigne and about 4 more celebrities I don't like. Eek! biggrin

rickroyal

rickroyal

Mount Laurel, NJ
February 2003

MAR 29, 2004 09:03 AM

Glad to hear things are looking up. Though I must admit, when the officer said "it's you lucky day" I thought some sort of favors would need to be exchanged before he let you off.

I hope the date goes well.

MistressMissy

mistressmissy

Grand Rapids, MI
March 2003

MAR 29, 2004 09:04 AM

i think it was just cuz the cops wanted to go joyriding and have sex in your back seat tongue
but im glad you had good luck
and yeah the heavy drinking goblins can do some odd things.
and well that is one lucky girl. you're so cute...and tall! hehe

veganjihad

veganjihad

Chicago, IL
OLD SKOOL

MAR 29, 2004 11:47 AM

i guess they have Bubble Tea at the Beehive now..... would be interesting to try if they had a non-dairy one..... oh well, i think there is a bubble tea establishment in Sqrl Hill too....to be honest, its kind of scary, but can be addictive...

Amelia

Amelia

SUICIDEGIRL

Kentucky, USA

MAR 29, 2004 11:55 AM

aw! A date that is so awsome and so cute..Love is grand..Lust is grand..it's all grand to me.. smile *in love (swoon)* ok ok..YEAH NO MORE DRINKY AND DRIVEY! I hope you did learn your lesson...be good from now on.

Always
Amelia

Obsidian

Obsidian

Frederick, MD
December 2002

MAR 29, 2004 05:26 PM

at my last apartment which i lived at for 16 months...I had one small box that was never unpacked...although i already unpacked it here...

how's the burgh?

TheLibra

TheLibra

Bridgeport, CT
October 2003

MAR 29, 2004 08:35 PM

oooh, a date. do spill!

i'm doing ok on the veggie front. had mock sesame chicken for dinner tonight and i'm in love. how're you doing tomato man?

sixtyfootqueenie

sixtyfootqueenie

Australia
January 2004

MAR 29, 2004 11:23 PM

hah.. i'm pretty intimidating I've been told.. even when I'm just standing there saying nothing...

about a week for the photos to be put up me thinks...

tastysoup

tastysoup

New York, NY
September 2002

MAR 29, 2004 11:36 PM

hahaha awesome! lucky you. how was the date?

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