age: 29 (Jul 23, 1980)
MEMBER SINCE: November 2008
occupation: bartender
i lost my virginity: yeah..i lost it....
gets me hot: Ropes, cuffs and electrical tape
fantasy: my sex life is a fantasy for most people
makes me sad: I try not be sad...but i dont like animals being abused...
heroes: I dont need a hero....I need a comic relief.
into: punks METAL AND INK!! bright colorful thongs being tied up teddy bears flowers playing rough erotica BODY MODS!!! and my inked boys....
most humbling moment: Being accepted here!
body mods: I have 8 piercings... Two on my bottom right lip, monroe, tongue, bridge, nostril stretched to 10 gauge, belly button and hood.
stats: 5'0 90 lbs Size 0 24 waist 30 hips 32 bust
sign: LEOS ROCK!!!

A blonde, out of money and down on her luck after buying air at a real bargain, needed money desperately. To raise cash, she decided to kidnap a child and hold him for ransom.
She went to the local playground, grabbed a kid randomly, took her behind a building, and told her, “I’ve kidnapped you.”
She then wrote a big note saying, “I’ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and leave it under the apple tree next to the slides on the south side of the playground. Signed, A blonde.”
The blonde then pinned the note to the kid’s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the apple tree.
The blonde looked in the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, “How could you do this to a fellow blonde?”



















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