age: 55 (May 22, 1957)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2007

occupation: Online Marketing

gets me hot: pirates, men in suits, money, faint cigar smoke

makes me happy: Hot, Sunny weather

crush: pesto

body mods: Argh! tats and holes

most humbling moment: Staying married

fantasy: can't tell you

i lost my virginity: on a 32 ft boat

makes me sad: cloudy days

into: I am a total geek. When I travel the question is should I bring my printer? (the laptop ALWAYS goes) I wrote a food column for 5 years, love to eat! I want to move to Miami - OK so maybe I'll only get Orlando. And lastly, cash money! I love to collect $100 bills!

stats: what the hell is this category? 5' 5 1/2", 115 lb?