"Shall one day ensure that all ponies are sent to all the right people. Ahem."

"Mark is rock 'n' fucking roll."

"I don't think I show my appreciation to Mark often enough. I shall rectifty this with some very invasive boy to boy love sometime soon"

"It takes a certain kind of chap to carry off a balloon with the grace, style, élan and general nonchalance that Mark manages.

Oh yeah, and he's lovely, lovely, lovely."

"When he asks you to dance your heart goes all a flutter."

"If I ever asked anyone to "Shoot the glass" it'd be this fine fellow."

"Wears 70s porn 'tashes like a pro."

"Very very cool man."

"birthday buddy!!!! this boy is 5 whole minutes older than me and is awesome... not just cos we share a birthday tho, for many many reasons! "

"this man is indeed spectacular. what more do you need to know?"

"yes, touch his willy. then mine, just to compare."

"Twat. I put a comment in the wrong box.

Still while I'm here he's lovely. If your female I suggest you try to touch his willy."

"We share a love of craptastic films...it's a bond that will never be broken.

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