"Marge has the dangerous mind, the sass mouth and a perfect look of withering disdain (for idiots). She is an honorary New Jerseyan (summa cum refineritas) for all that, plus her mad bullhorn skills while standing on the roof of ice cream trucks."

"Marge totally rules the world. For reals. I'm kind of angry we haven't kicked it sooner. The End."

"Marge is a virgin who can't drive/"

"Marge is like a ray of sunshine. A ray of sunshine that is way more attractive than you, can kick your ass, and is better liked by your girlfriend and your dog than you are. A ray of sunshine not to fuck with."

"Marge is witty."

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"She sells ice cream to burnt children."

"Marge always dresses to impress and does karaoke better than William Hyung."

"In the year 3000.....the word "Marge" will replace the words "Rad',"Neato","Cool","Awesome", and "Tripendicular""

"Other than how she is constantly talking about how big her cock and balls are and how all the ladies jock her, she's cool folk. Her BF is a lucky fellow to have such a good partner in crime. She's the only English major I've ever been able to get along with."

"Marge thinks she's funny. It amuses me. "

"Hilarious. Like, if I even tried to put something even remotely funny here, she would one-up it with something ten times funnier and I would end up slitting my wrists due to the massive insecurity complex that I would develop in the aftermath of such a comedic showdown."

"she helps people she doesn't know - which means the woman's got rockin karma "