age: 26 (Mar 04, 1986)

MEMBER SINCE: August 2005

occupation: Lab gofer / Amateur Cannonier

crush: Chakra Therapy and Finlandia Vodka

heroes: Doctor Steel, Marvin Heemeyer, Robert Anton Wilson, Carlos Castaneda, Godzilla

gets me hot: Attention, Horn-rimmed glasses, lower lips, backs, collarbones.

most humbling moment: Realizing that almost everything I say insults or pisses off someone.

sign: pisces

body mods: Tongue and septum piercings, Hair to match my envy. "Non Serviam" tattooed between the shoulderblades. Devil girl stick figure on inside of left bicep, matching devil boy on right.

into: Finely fermented potatoe-juices, Science and Speculative Fiction, Shooting stuffed animals at high speeds toward unsuspecting citizens, Dancing in the Dance Culture but not the Dance Culture itself, Engineering so I can make all these things in my head real, Eris Discordia.

i lost my virginity: In a threesome after a rave with my best friend and an Anne Franke look-alike, while listening to Good News For People Who Like Bad News.

makes me happy: Methylenedioxymethamphetamine. Dancing until I stop thinking. Really good graffiti. Denny's with friends. Adult Swim. Open desert in the fall. Finally tagging Josh Sells (I think it was the first time he ever missed). Deeeeeeeeee-Lite! The fact that I named my kitten Smashercles, and people actually call her that. Serenity Rose. When I forget to remind myself how miserable I am.

makes me sad: Pretty much every girl I've ever cared about (see Free Spirit list). My appearance. Insincerity. Being ignored by friends. The current state of my boots. The current state of my bank account. The current state of my debt. The horrible thought that I might not get out of here and learn to do what I want to do.