into: drinking, politics, houseboats, short skirts, octagonal vinyl-look waterbeds with gold stereos in the headboards.

makes me happy: debonair wits and capital vocabularies.

makes me sad: HAVE YOU SEEN WHO IS RUNNING THE FUCKING COUNTRY.

5 things i can't live without: my dog Bob Ellis, back issues of Q magazine, nipple tassels, good wine, compulsory voting

vices: white chocolate and peach pizza at I Carusi Brunswick.

thoughts on sg: I love it

occupation: hedonist, racounteur, love-rat

why i did sg: So I coud add the words 'mature-age pinup' to my next job application

current crush: normallysober.blogspot.com

stats: mad cans

body mods: four lovely ladylike tattoos and a charming piercing scar.

heroes: Bob Ellis, Gabrielle Rachel Bartonova

gets me hot: The bass line from 'Dirt' by the Stooges. Van Morrison's 'TB Sheets' in its entirety.

favorite position: never you mind.

fantasy: dancing naked onstage with 6 ft Hick and a family-sized block of Lindt Intense Orange chocolate.

sign: two headed monster

i lost my virginity: brown velour couch, 'Top Secret' on tv, parents home.