age: 27 (Nov 01, 1984)

MEMBER SINCE: November 2003

occupation: Snobby Jerk Salesperson

stats: Just like Johnny Depp!...sans the attractive parts

makes me happy: My best friend(s)

makes me sad: Racists. And bigots. And other assorted assholes. Myself included.

fantasy: For cruel fate to just...for once, be a humanitarian and give me a fighting chance, haha.

i lost my virginity: and boy was it a waste. Oh well.

gets me hot: I'm changing this to something less obvious. What gets me hot? Fucking sarcasm. Sharp wit. Satirical demeanor. Fuck me harder with your disdain.

most humbling moment: Getting angry at a deaf woman (I didn't know she was deaf at first...), and making random sign language gestures and retard noises not knowing some kids from the deaf and blind school were one table over...I'm going to hell. Care to join?

sign: Scorpio and Rat

crush: She definitely DOESN'T know. I hope.

into: Pinstripes. Corsets. Tattoos. Getting tattoos. Watching other people get tattoos. Drawing with charcoal and getting reeeeeeallly dirty.