age: 35 (Mar 28, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2006

occupation: finding things on maps

gets me hot: coffee, lava, blankets, habanero peppers, ovens, the sun, thermostats

makes me happy: originality, progress, consistency

sign: no dumping

most humbling moment: there's a new humbling moment almost every day

body mods: left arm: shell-toed vinyl monkey

heroes: bruce lee, kool keith, dj premier, matt groenig, norm mcdonald, mf doom, madlib, bob odenkirk, charles barkley, space ghost, dean ween, ma

into: good music, not good music, cartoons, basketball, relaxation, comedy, tortilla chips, hot sauce, cereal, cranberry juice, cranberry juice & absolut ruby red, finding lost lighters, pool, drawing

i lost my virginity: now i can't find it

fantasy: an island where an hispanic dwarf yells de plane

makes me sad: dishonesty, poverty, stagnation, senseless waste, general douchebaggery