SuicideGirl: Machete
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Machete Gots Nothing But Love

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SuicideGirl: Machete
SuicideGirl: Machete
SuicideGirl: Machete
 

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Interests

Personal

bands:

  1. Comeback Kid
  2. Shai Hulud
  3. Cancer Bats
  4. Lucero
  5. This is Hell
  6. Johnny Cash
  7. Against Me!
  8. Defeater
  9. Hot Water Music
  10. Thrice

films:

  1. Dumb and Dumber
  2. Black Sheep
  3. Tommy Boy
  4. Grandma's Boy
  5. Marie Antoinette
  6. Blow
  7. Charlotte's Web
  8. The Break-Up
  9. The Goonies
  10. The Corpse Bride

books:

  1. Charlotte's Web
  2. The Hidden Diary of Marie Antoinette
  3. The Other Boleyn Girl
  4. The count of Monte Cristo
  5. Tales From the 1001 Nights
  6. Carma Sutra
  7. Alice in Wonderland
  8. A passage to India
  9. The Complete Book of Japanese Cooking
  10. Entertain

tv shows:

  1. The First 48
  2. The Cooking Channel
  3. Dexter
  4. criminal minds
  5. law & order: SVU
 

into: shows, music, dancing around in the car, drinking beer, cooking, elephants ( for their big trunks), art, sext messaging, carne asada tacos, crafting like a crack head.

not into: SIDEKICKS!, kraft cheese singles, the Beatles, pork, bouncers that take away your fake ID, really expensive clothes, The Fully Down, getting peed on in the shower, cupcakes, dudes from "strong" island.

makes me happy: san fran.. i wanna move back soo bad.. the west coast is my true love..

makes me sad: when i run out of beer/cigs.

hobbies: masturbating, cooking, drawing, crafting, and sex.

5 things i can't live without: oreos, earl grey tea, smokes, conditioner, and seabass.

vices: smoking, pot, drinking and tattoos.

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: being a big dork and telling really bad perverted jokes.

 

occupation: Stripper

current crush: im not a player i just crush alot

body mods: that shit changes so frequently i couldnt tell ya..

gets me hot: being dominated.

favorite position: i belly dance.. so riding top for sure.

fantasy: stripping in a bath tub full of earl grey creme brulee.

most humbling moment: when i get up in the morning and take the biggest piss of my life.

i lost my virginity: do i have to tell the truth?

CIGARETTES: I have black lungs

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

I AM LOOKING FOR: whoever comes along

MY KINK FACTOR: I buy sex toys at the hardware store.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: Occasionally

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Friendship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories