"I saw this guy play Joey McIntyre from NKOTB. Now that's whack."

"sweetest, most coolest and most macEVER!

i insist that we get together for another bloody steak. murder tastes sooo good."

"I once kicked Macbastard in the nuts one night on a pure simple accident. He told me he loved me. And we've been friend ever since "

"He owes me a tour of Hollywood Stars' homes, damnit! "

"Mac introduces himself as me if he needs to impress someone."

"macbastard is one of the horniest people you could ever meet. No matter what it is, he wants to hump it. Especially if it's my butt.

Seriously, he's a fucking cool guy with an endless supply of tasteless jokes about dead babies and retards. And one day, when he's rich and famous, I'm gonna be right there, riding his goddamn coattails. Because I met him in person once."

"macbastard is far and away one of my favorite people on this site. definately one of the reasons I love suicide girls is this guy. and he came to see my play, so I will of course love him forever and ever."

"macbastard tastes real good."

"People, you need to worship this guy. Before the Oscars and before he starts getting 8 digits a picture. In fact, if you see him out somewhere, buy him a drink. Not that he's likely to remember it when he's all bigtime, but so that when you see him on Inside the Actors' Studio or the inevitable E! True Hollywood Story you can say "holy shit, I know that guy - fuck, I used to buy him drinks!""

"Macbastard once killed all of my family members with just home pregnancy kit. Oh the irony.

But then he made a witty remark and I forgave him.

Oh yeah, and I also thoroughly enjoy the limited time I get to hang out with him. We have what you might call engaging banter and witty conversation. At least on his end...

-L"

"Macbastard is the only man I know who can kill a horse with his bare hands."