bands:

1. Kool Keith
2. Ween
3. Wu-Tang Clan
4. DJ Premier
5. MF Doom/Redman
6. J Dilla/Madlib
7. Led Zeppelin
8. Beastie Boys
9. Tame One/Del The Funkee Homosapien
10. Beatnuts

films:

1. Taxi Driver
2. Enter The Dragon
3. Run Ronnie Run
4. Goodfellas
5. Secretary
6. Anchorman
7. Kill Bill
8. The Big Lebowski
9. Style Wars
10. Idiocracy

books:

1. Rocklopedia Fakebandica
2. Pro-Wrestling Encylcopedia
3. Where The Sidewalk Ends
4. Slaughterhouse 5
5. The Tao of Wu
6. Digging For Dirt: The Life & Death Of Ol' Dirty Bastard
7. Root For The Villain

tv shows:

1. NBA Gametime
2. Squidbillies
3. Aqua Teen Hunger Force
4. Boardwalk Empire
5. Eastbound & Down
6. South Park
7. Simpsons
8. Curb Your Enthusiasm
9. Tom Goes To The Mayor
10. Check It Out

Video Games:

1. Scrabble
2. Tetris
3. Tekken Tag Tournament
4. Jeopardy!
5. Family Feud
6. Gyruss
7. Dr. J vs. Larry Bird
8. Spider Solitaire
9. Barbarians
10. Yie Ar Kung-Fu

into: drawing, shooting pool, spinning records, recording music, shootin hoop, laughing at clowns

not into: waking up, being in crowds, ice skating, potato chips, cottage cheese

makes me happy: progress, creativity

makes me sad: stagnation

hobbies: lobbies

5 things i can't live without: debit card, weed, food, water, shelter

vices: vicegrips, miami vice, vice magazine, advice, vicelord, viceroy

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: entertaining myself

occupation: kushy desk job

current crush: orange

stats: 6'2 225 lbs. of beef

body mods: shell-toed vinyl monkey on left arm, replica cat scratch on left hand, orthodonic retainer behind lower teeth

heroes: mom, larry david, bob odenkirk, matt groenig, bruce lee, kool keith, dj premier, shel silverstein, the great muta

gets me hot: humidity, dave's insanity sauce

favorite position: any

fantasy: menager featuring progressive girl & erin esurance

sign: aries

most humbling moment: humble bumble rumble mumble tumble

i lost my virginity: party time

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: SMASH THE STATE!!!

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: HipHop, Crafty, Arty, Hardcore, Jazz Cat, Dirty, Fuck you, I defy categories