bands:

1. the elected
2. radiohead and thom yorke
3. david bowie
4. peaches
5. the beatles
6. fiona apple, bjork
7. portishead, interpol
8. ben folds
9. rogue wave
10. sinead o'conner

films:

1. straw dogs
2. donnie darko
3. sincity
4. dawn of the dead (the remake)
5. hedwig and the angry inch
6. jesus christ superstar
7. the beguiled
8. fubar
9. night of the living dead (the original)
10. lolita

books:

1. irvine welsh
2. chuck palahniuk
3. tom robbins
4. john irving
5. stephen king
6. jose saramago
7. kurt vonnegut
8. chuck klosterman -sex, drugs and cocoa puffs (only one i read)
9. roald dahl
10. nick hornsby

tv shows:

1. the office (bbc)
2. the sopranos
3. pee wee's playhouse
4. the x files
5. oz
6. twin peaks
7. arrested development
8. freaks and geeks
9. six feet under

Video Games:

1. i love anything with mario or luigi

into: dirt biking and porno

not into: bukkake

makes me happy: smoking weed, drunken celebrities, dressing up and lookin' good! delicious food, buying things, gettin' mine, liquor drinks, kitties and so on...

makes me sad: lots of things...i'm miserable

hobbies: complaining

thoughts on sg: I like it

i spend most of my free time: wanking

occupation: i'm an asshole

current crush: agent dale cooper..swoon!!!

body mods: i used to have a dick.

gets me hot: a bottle of wine and a little smooth talkin'

favorite position: getting railed from behind!

fantasy: having some sort of stomach enlargement so i never feel full!

sign: a bad one.

most humbling moment: it would only humble me that much more should i divulge my secrets...

i lost my virginity: all of them ;)

CIGARETTES: Nope

ALCOHOL: I am a complete drunkard

MY DRUG USE: Down the hatch

MY KINK FACTOR: I will pee on your dog while wrapped in clingfilm.

MY POLITICS: None apply, you assholes

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: exclusive relationship

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories