age: 32 (Jun 10, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: February 2006

occupation: i'm an asshole

crush: agent dale cooper..swoon!!!

makes me sad: lots of things...i'm miserable

gets me hot: a bottle of wine and a little smooth talkin'

sign: a bad one.

body mods: i used to have a dick.

i lost my virginity: all of them ;)

makes me happy: smoking weed, drunken celebrities, dressing up and lookin' good! delicious food, buying things, gettin' mine, liquor drinks, kitties and so on...

fantasy: having some sort of stomach enlargement so i never feel full!

most humbling moment: it would only humble me that much more should i divulge my secrets...

into: dirt biking and porno