About Me

I love Tucson, but I'll probably end up where there are fewer people. I like books about God and Physics, Futurama, Discovery and History Channels. I try to tell a lot of jokes with bizarre, obscure references, sometimes people don't get them, it's OK. I an enamoured by the macabre and think thinking is worth thinking about. I talk fast and switch subjects without a segue- so keep up. I have been called many things and perfect isn't one of them. I'm comfortable with me and you should be too. If we don't get along, that's no reason we shouldn't race to the bottom of a glass- it almost always helps. I do imitations, voices which some people are sick of but others still like. I try to keep motivated and live life to the fullest, but life often gets in the way. I took nine years of French for seemingly no reason. I love Absinthe and camping and making my own beer.