age: 35 (May 12, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2003

occupation: Yes, put in a puppet regime.

fantasy: is for people who don't have television.

stats: 7'2" 350 lbs. shingles and piles

i lost my virginity: Ask your mom.

sign: Serpent

crush: hand in car door

body mods: Surgical harelip. I had my pinky toes amputated. A map to the treasure tattooed on my stomach lining.

into: A.L.F. C.H.U.D. C.Hi.P.s N.A.S.A.

gets me hot: Bullying third world countries for their lunch money.

why i did sg: Are you kidding me?! Nude boobs are the reason Al Gore invented the internet in the first place!