age: 57 (Mar 09, 1956)

MEMBER SINCE: June 2005

occupation: Chicken Farmer, Gourd Grower and I work for the Enterprise to pay the mortgage

fantasy: To make it with a real SG Girl

i lost my virginity: A long time ago in a 56 Chevy parked in a graveyard

sign: Pisces

crush: All naked SG Girls

gets me hot: Naked SG Girls

most humbling moment: The day my X said she didn't want to live with me anymore, BITCH. I finally got over it and let it go.

body mods: 7 inch scar on lower spine from two back surgeries, 3 inch scar on left wrist from broke arm caused by hang glider crash.

stats: Old Man

makes me happy: Good smoke and pretty Girls

makes me sad: No Smoke or pretty Girls