so, halloween night, well, post-halloween early ass morning... on lunch break from work.... theres this fool we all dont like, hes lazy and annoying... he claims to be 23 but looks 43, loser type...lives in his moms garage type, plays wow all the time type...
well, those who know me, know i love pissing ppl off..
well, we are sitting in line at jack in the box on our lunch break (2am), and its packed with drunks trying to soak up booze before going home to mommy.
well, the car behind us i guess got pissed at the comotion we were making (we were loud, yelling, break checking at every car move, etc..), that car behind us was full of skanks, they scream out their windows (YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKIN ANNOYING!) and speed out of line...oh well, more fun for our story back at work... homeboy starts yelling at these chicks, telling them they have waaaaay too much make up and lookin like whores...they get pissed and shut their windows.... then some guy is holding up the line so other homies yellin for him to move, he tries to look hard, hes alone, we are 3 people.. so he speeds off too.... but the best part, is this guy we dont like at work, hes the car right infront of us...i get this brilliant idea, and dont clue in my two passangers (which, weve all been drinkin a lil bit).. the guy gets to the machine to order, and every damn time i see him open his mouth to order i throw on my horn..my passangers bust into a laughing fit..i dont know why, but it was the funniest shit ive seen this month, the best night ive had...pissing ppl off, and then annoying the hell out of ppl..but his face whenhe kept trying to order, how pissed he was, that was priceless... and then he straight up told the person getting his order "im trying to fuckin order but the assholes behind me wont let me!" hahhaa, so i lay off the horn, i dont wanna be late back from lunch...well, we walk into the break room and i guess he bitched about it to everyone, so everyone in the break room is now holding...
so, halloween night, well, post-halloween early ass morning... on lunch break from work.... theres this fool we all dont like, hes lazy and annoying... he claims to be 23 but looks 43, loser type...lives in his moms garage type, plays wow all the time type...
well, those who know me, know i love pissing ppl off..
well, we are sitting in line at jack in the box on our lunch break (2am), and its packed with drunks trying to soak up booze before going home to mommy.
well, the car behind us i guess got pissed at the comotion we were making (we were loud, yelling, break checking at every car move, etc..), that car behind us was full of skanks, they scream out their windows (YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKIN ANNOYING!) and speed out of line...oh well, more fun for our story back at work... homeboy starts yelling at these chicks, telling them they have waaaaay too much make up and lookin like whores...they get pissed and shut their windows.... then some guy is holding up the line so other homies yellin for him to move, he tries to look hard, hes alone, we are 3 people.. so he speeds off too.... but the best part, is this guy we dont like at work, hes the car right infront of us...i get this brilliant idea, and dont clue in my two passangers (which, weve all been drinkin a lil bit).. the guy gets to the machine to order, and every damn time i see him open his mouth to order i throw on my horn..my passangers bust into a laughing fit..i dont know why, but it was the funniest shit ive seen this month, the best night ive had...pissing ppl off, and then annoying the hell out of ppl..but his face whenhe kept trying to order, how pissed he was, that was priceless... and then he straight up told the person getting his order "im trying to fuckin order but the assholes behind me wont let me!" hahhaa, so i lay off the horn, i dont wanna be late back from lunch...well, we walk into the break room and i guess he bitched about it to everyone, so everyone in the break room is now holding back tears of laughter...once he leaves to clock back in, the entire room (including the supervisor) busts into histerical laughter... man o man.... shit like that just tickles me
yea, i can be such a child at times...
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well, those who know me, know i love pissing ppl off..
well, we are sitting in line at jack in the box on our lunch break (2am), and its packed with drunks trying to soak up booze before going home to mommy.
well, the car behind us i guess got pissed at the comotion we were making (we were loud, yelling, break checking at every car move, etc..), that car behind us was full of skanks, they scream out their windows (YOU ARE ALL SO FUCKIN ANNOYING!) and speed out of line...oh well, more fun for our story back at work... homeboy starts yelling at these chicks, telling them they have waaaaay too much make up and lookin like whores...they get pissed and shut their windows.... then some guy is holding up the line so other homies yellin for him to move, he tries to look hard, hes alone, we are 3 people.. so he speeds off too.... but the best part, is this guy we dont like at work, hes the car right infront of us...i get this brilliant idea, and dont clue in my two passangers (which, weve all been drinkin a lil bit).. the guy gets to the machine to order, and every damn time i see him open his mouth to order i throw on my horn..my passangers bust into a laughing fit..i dont know why, but it was the funniest shit ive seen this month, the best night ive had...pissing ppl off, and then annoying the hell out of ppl..but his face whenhe kept trying to order, how pissed he was, that was priceless... and then he straight up told the person getting his order "im trying to fuckin order but the assholes behind me wont let me!" hahhaa, so i lay off the horn, i dont wanna be late back from lunch...well, we walk into the break room and i guess he bitched about it to everyone, so everyone in the break room is now holding...