age: 36 (Apr 10, 1976)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2004

occupation: Director of Information Technology

makes me sad: Girls that hook up with douche bags and never realize their potential.

i lost my virginity: I'm not exactly sure if this is a question or a statement.

most humbling moment: Realizing that the South Beach diet does not consist of Cocaine Viagra and Ecstasy.

fantasy: A giant talking taco that shits ice cream.

sign: If you care, go back to 1979 when this was relevant.

body mods: I'm thinking about getting a railroad spike through my clavicle. Now that cubicle pussies in accounting are getting mods it's getting harder to be on the fringe.

makes me happy: On a rare occasion a play, a concert, or performance that shocks or surprises me. New found artist.

into: Obscure literary reference. Learning. The occasional poetry slam. Nerd girls, Sexy librarians and uh....smart chicks I can hang with.

crush: Any woman in skirts and boots. It's my kryptonite.

heroes: Kevin Federline - Oh you laugh but you tell me how a person can be so rich, famous, nail a bat shit nuts Britney Spears, and be named father of the year by being so mediocre. The man is a genius I tell you.