
age: 34 (Jan 30, 1978)
MEMBER SINCE: January 2005
occupation: Secretary/Office Babysitter
stats: Short girl
crush: Both Mythbusters, Miguel Ferrer, Superman and young Dustin Hoffman.
sign: Did you feel God?
body mods: two tattoos, five earrings, with an up-comming tattoo and lip piercing on the horizon.
into: Snapple Apple, threadless.com.
makes me happy: Stripey toe socks, presents (either getting them or giving them), crows, the way dirt smells, losing weight.
i lost my virginity: On the eighth floor of a really posh hotel to a marine who had driven up from Chicago the night before and left the next day and who I never saw again.
makes me sad: Outer space and everything to do with it. Even just thinking about the Eye Of God nebula makes me want to shit my pants. And now they just keep showing and showing and showing the spacewalks on TV and it's MAKING MY HAIR FALL OUT.
Fuck.
OH WELL.
After work, I went out and bought a second rietman's sweater (I'm wearing one today. I bought the white version. Cabled hoodie sweater. BEAUTIFUL.) and a caramel machiatto and knit my ass off while watching the Sleepaway Camp marathon on Scream.
I fucking love that shit.
SO, I finished the scarf and am coming home tomorrow at lunch to make sure the house is nice and homey for my international traveller (ie: bath cleaned, sheets clean, kitchen clean... mostly just everything clean. And all of his presents that I bought while he was gone hidden until Christmas.)
And now I'm watching Faking It on Life (a little virgin church-girl choir singer faking being a rock star... badly) wearing Chad's scarf (The Licorice Scarf now) and sneezing into kleenex brand mentholyptus infused snot tissue.
Before bed, I'll probably go get the Christmas Presents Box, change the sheets and clean out the bathtub. Less to do tomorrow while I'm eating Mr. Noodles.
Incidentally, I thought of a beautiful name for a baby girl. It's Oiseau. But I can't use it, because it sounds stupid with my last name.
Not that I'm pregnant.
Not that I want a girl.
But le sob regardless.
(Oh, I'm also going to apply to work at Starbucks part time to make some extra bucks while I'm a training widow this winter. Yay.)




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