age: 38 (Dec 30, 1973)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Artist/Theater Maker

sign: Cap

i lost my virginity: In a sleeping bag while Andrew "Dice" Clay was blaring out of a radio in a campground next to ours.

body mods: None. Do scars count?

crush: Hot girls who Hula Hoop all sexy-like

gets me hot: Skinny, small girls with tiny breasts who can do things I can't.

makes me sad: Saying goodbye, losing things, people who don't do what's good for them and can't be told they're doing something bad. Being helpless.

stats: .909 batting average, 1.545 slugging percentage, 0 strike outs, 1 walk, 8 RBIs, 1 home run, 3 triples, 4 doubles in 14 at bats. (and a 173 average bowler)

makes me happy: comic books, theater, movies, writing, reading, laughing, naked people, playing in the ocean, bike riding, rain, sunshine without a shirt, asses (and would love to see yours), making art, talking with friends in an empty theater when it's way past my bed-time, flirting, smiling, staying up to see the sunrise.

fantasy: To go to sleep alone, and then have a woman (my woman) break into my place, climb into bed with me and snuggle up to me so that when I wake up I won't be alone anymore.

into: art and fun