The name is Manda. Amanda, that is. I'm definitely NOT a fucking sheep, if we can get one thing straight. Nor, am I a rabbit, barracuda, mosquito, goose, or a child. My favorites are Jeremy, pink giraffes, and Shakespeare. Once upon a time i was lying on a bed of grass when a meteor fell from the sky and kissed me like a serial killer. It was quite something. If I could give you a word of advice I would tell you that timing is everything, and you are nothing. Now I'm staring at my wrist, hoping that the timing is right. When the planets will align. There will be no planets to align. Just the carcass of the sun and those little painted marbles spinning senseless through an endless black sky. Once, I knew this deer, and he was a smashing deer at that. He could fly. When I first saw him, i was like, "whoa, it's a flying deer!" But after you get used to him, he's really nothing special. He likes to eat flowers. I try to tell him not to eat the flowers but he never listens. He's a very stubborn deer. I like stubborn deers... I downloaded your mom last night because sleeping pills are bad, especially if you use them to escape the drowning noise of school. Drawing pictures is a much better method of coping. The beauty of the world is contained in the irony and confusion we resent. If detected by small children or animals, tell them you do not exist (see fig. 4) Amphetamine by the can = my life, and if I ever cease to have a taste before 9 a.m. at any morning, i shall pass out like a selfless narcoleptic. Double-dutch is cool. So is butterscotch and hopscotch. I enjoy tripping over my own shoe laces and thinking about the Jurassic Period. I liek to wear my heart on my sleeve, as I enjoy eating avocado with lemons and salt. My best friend is the shower I take every morning in a foreign hotel bathtub when I baptize myself in change. When one by one, I drown all the people I have been. Estoy agotada. Yes, I think that is all...