age: 32 (Jun 27, 1980)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2011

heroes: Rik Mayal, Bill Hicks, Bill Bailey, Dave Grohl,

stats: Erm... bout 5'6-ish

most humbling moment: Having to watch my Nan break down while saying good bye to my Grandad at his funeral.

makes me happy: Boobs, Salt & Vinegar crisps, Chips, My wife, a blazing guitar solo or a massive beatdown.

makes me sad: Animal cruelty, racism,

crush: Kristen Vagnases & most of the girls in Criminal Minds, Katy Perry, Ancilla Tilia, Quinne SG.... Too many to name haha

fantasy: Erm... too many to name. Katy Perry in any way, Christina Hendricks tied up with her boobs all oiled up?

gets me hot: Boobs, Women in general, Latex, Rubber,

sign: Cancer

body mods: Tattoos 2 sleeves, two full calfs, chest, top of back and behind my ears Piercings Lobes (20mm), Labret, tongue, side lip, tragus x2, navel.