age: 42 (Jul 15, 1970)

MEMBER SINCE: January 2005

occupation: Dog Trainer

makes me happy: The Mrs, booze, my dog, my camera

gets me hot: SG

crush: My sweet-pea

most humbling moment: Too painful to write about...sniff..excuse me sniff sniff

heroes: are all dead

stats: 134,000 new cases of syphilis are occurring each year, the highest infection rate in 40 years.1 in 5 adults are infected with the herpes virus.Of those only a third know they are infected.Be careful kids!

makes me sad: running out of beer, running out of film.

sign: SLOW children at play

fantasy: To pee without that burning sensation.

i lost my virginity: a long long long time ago...