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rubygardenia

USA

February 2009

DEC 31, 2009 06:49 AM

"so much to do and yet at this point i'd be satisfied (thrilled, even!) just to have a cup of coffee and a few hours to catch up."

pygmy

Portland, OR

July 2004

SEP 12, 2008 08:30 AM

"lemonkid will take your eyeballs out like nobody's business, so you'd better be skilled in the ocular tissue regeneration department if you happen to meet him.
don't say i didn't warn you."

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now you know you have "nipples" in your testimonials AT LEAST 90 times. yes i counted. <3 <3 <3"

Nali

HOPEFUL

Canada

JUN 25, 2007 07:53 PM

"Ahem, as I said before:

Eh.

Some m*th*rf*ck*rs in Canada have problems with our French-Canadian counterparts.
Serious. Those people can just f*ck right off. I mean, they are clearly jealous!

People from Quebec KILL IT!

They are either:
-Super fun
-Amazingly cute
-Incredibly snazzy dressers
-Highlarious
-Doing something, I have no idea what
-Speaking in super cute English like: "For true?"

Or some combination of the above things.

I don't know if it's the water or the air or all those trees or that mountainy kind of terrain or what that makes y'all so sick?!!
But I'm incredibly happy to say French Canadians Rock!
(all the ones I've met, or seen, or talked to, or worked with...)

Perhaps you are the only redeeming qualtiy Ontario has (which is sad, because you aren't even in it.)
Of course, I think other people have noticed how Super Cool you are too eh:

J'aime le Quebecois!

N."

Ophelie

SUICIDEGIRL

France

JUN 04, 2007 10:48 PM

"Badass..."

Dasha

SUICIDEGIRL

Russian Federation

APR 28, 2007 10:56 PM

"nice shoes and a decent collection of sunglasses too."

Ophelie

SUICIDEGIRL

France

APR 16, 2007 10:18 AM

"He's a real gentleman. It's always a pleasure to discuss & hang out with him."

Dasha

SUICIDEGIRL

Russian Federation

MAR 31, 2007 07:41 PM

"we have too much fun together, it makes people jealous."

sodome

Toronto, ON

November 2003

MAR 21, 2007 02:45 PM

"Just as ravishing in person as in his tiny little pictures, but taller. The question remains: can he dance as well as is claimed on local men's room walls?"

Abbie

SUICIDEGIRL

I'm lost

MAR 04, 2007 05:02 PM

"Lemonkid is well versed in the ways of art and culture. Sometimes he brings pie."

Zak

SUICIDEGIRL

Quebec, Canada

FEB 27, 2007 07:46 PM

"i'm jealous of lemonkid's testies! three pages worth of testies- look at em! looooook at em!!!"