age: 28 (Oct 18, 1983)

MEMBER SINCE: September 2003

occupation: sex phone lady

i lost my virginity: coil my tongue round a bumble bee mouth...

most humbling moment: cleaveland steamer #1

crush: a chick

stats: single

into: reverse cowgirl

gets me hot: lesbos, and other girls who will play nintendo with me and share static...

fantasy: 3way w/ two lesbos

body mods: tough ones

makes me happy: when someone who loves me, drops trou and squeezes out a cleaveland steamer on my chest

makes me sad: broken whistles