bands:

1. Bright Eyes
2. The Beatles
3. The Smiths
4. Alkaline Trio
5. Wu-Tang Clan
6. Daft Punk
7. Flying Lotus
8. Toro y Moi
9. Beck
10. Ratatat

films:

1. The Big Lebowski
2. Fight Club
3. Pulp Fiction
4. The Usual Suspects
5. The Night of the Living Dead
6. Reservoir Dogs
7. Se7en
8. Requiem for a Dream
9. Young Frankenstein
10. Donnie Darko

books:

1. Anything by Mark Twain
2. Anything by Oscar Wilde
3. Anything by H.P. Lovecraft
4. The Doors of Perception
5. Divina Commedia
6. War and Peace
7. Abraham Lincoln: Vampire Killer
8. Brave New World
9. The Life and Morals of Jesus of Nazareth: The Jefferson Bible
10. World War Z

tv shows:

1. Real Time with Bill Maher
2. It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
3. The Walking Dead
4. True Blood
5. Game of Thrones
6. C-SPAN (boring, i know.)
7. American Horror Story
8. Tosh.0

into: anything/anyone that's different and interesting, intellectual conversation, humor, beautiful asses, radiant eyes, stunning smiles, smooth legs.

not into: cookie cutter bubble gum nonsense, ditsy cunts, and stubborn shitheads.

makes me happy: Music, reading, smoking ganj, stand-up comedy, film, and all kinds of other good shit.

makes me sad: Ignorance and poverty.

hobbies: Playing music, listening to music, and reading.

vices: weed, whiskey, sports gambling, and dark-haired girls.

i spend most of my free time: Reading and writing.

occupation: bar owner/manager/keep

current crush: http://twitter.com/PikeJC

stats: 6' / 175lbs / 8"

heroes: Oscar Wilde and Charles Bukowski

gets me hot: beautiful eyes, round booty, knee high socks.

favorite position: crouching tiger, hidden penis

fantasy: Hmmmm...

sign: Aquarius

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Occasionally

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: Talk dirty to me...

MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal

POT: I'm a total stoner

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Support local music. Go to a show.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Fuck you, I defy categories