Holy fucknuts, I haven't been around in freakin forever. After a few calls from you ATLiens, I realized this. Sorry about that, yet again, work is consuming my brain. Here's a short rip from my LJ, to prove I'm still alive!!!! Rather than go through every little thing that's gone down since like the 20th of last month, I'll just dive into my past weekend instead.

House of Wax = much better than I thought it'd be. You should really go see it, it's twisted in the good way. Plus, it has THE BEST movie previews ever. That alone was almost worth the five fifty. The Island, Batman Begins full trailer number two, George A. Romero's Island of the Dead (I almost orgasmed when I realized what that preview was), some diving movie that looks kinda cool, etc etc. There's like fifteen previews and all but two were new to me and awesome.

Also cool news, the Security company I work for is being taken over by my Captain, who happens to really like me. Therefore, new, cop looking uniforms, possibly fire arms, hopefully a raise or seven, and anyone we don't like there is going to be fired. I'm lovin this gig!!!

Damn, so much more has been going on. I ate fifty wings on a dare at a Hooters. I think the girls thought that just because I was there with many hot chicks I wouldn't eat the wings for embarassment or something when I get the explosive shits, but boy I proved them wrong, AND netted 20 bucks a head from Jenn's hoepack and several of the waitresses. Sadly, all of them were shallow, vapid whores, so the search continues for a good lady to waste my affections on. Ah well.

Animation Domination is so fucking rad. Family Guy is back in a big way. Not that I ever doubted them, but the transition back into the fold was definately not akward for those folks. Yay Fox!! Your cheap, hilarious programming once again has a special place in my heart, right next to all the chicken grease and old Degrassi...

Holy fucknuts, I haven't been around in freakin forever. After a few calls from you ATLiens, I realized this. Sorry about that, yet again, work is consuming my brain. Here's a short rip from my LJ, to prove I'm still alive!!!! Rather than go through every little thing that's gone down since like the 20th of last month, I'll just dive into my past weekend instead.

House of Wax = much better than I thought it'd be. You should really go see it, it's twisted in the good way. Plus, it has THE BEST movie previews ever. That alone was almost worth the five fifty. The Island, Batman Begins full trailer number two, George A. Romero's Island of the Dead (I almost orgasmed when I realized what that preview was), some diving movie that looks kinda cool, etc etc. There's like fifteen previews and all but two were new to me and awesome.

Also cool news, the Security company I work for is being taken over by my Captain, who happens to really like me. Therefore, new, cop looking uniforms, possibly fire arms, hopefully a raise or seven, and anyone we don't like there is going to be fired. I'm lovin this gig!!!

Damn, so much more has been going on. I ate fifty wings on a dare at a Hooters. I think the girls thought that just because I was there with many hot chicks I wouldn't eat the wings for embarassment or something when I get the explosive shits, but boy I proved them wrong, AND netted 20 bucks a head from Jenn's hoepack and several of the waitresses. Sadly, all of them were shallow, vapid whores, so the search continues for a good lady to waste my affections on. Ah well.

Animation Domination is so fucking rad. Family Guy is back in a big way. Not that I ever doubted them, but the transition back into the fold was definately not akward for those folks. Yay Fox!! Your cheap, hilarious programming once again has a special place in my heart, right next to all the chicken grease and old Degrassi episodes!!!