Member: Lars

Lars flying spaghetti monster was boiled for our sins

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Member: Lars
Member: Lars
Member: Lars
 

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bands:

  1. RATM
  2. Pink Floyd
  3. Beatles
  4. Megadeth
  5. flowbots
  6. the coup
  7. street sweeper
  8. to a lesser extent night watchmen, i could have
  9. put

films:

  1. lord of war
  2. team america
  3. pink flyds the wall
  4. across the universe

books:

  1. the plot to seize the white house
  2. war is a racket
  3. fear and loathing in las vegas
  4. stupid wars
  5. unspun
  6. 100 things your not suposed to know
  7. dexter (series)
  8. explosives manuals

tv shows:

  1. the daily show
  2. the colbert report
  3. bbc world news
  4. dexter
  5. burn notice
  6. robot chicken
  7. family guy
  8. simpsons
  9. south park

Video Games:

  1. GTA #
 

into: I do allot of art, mainly sculpture welding. I'm always on the lookout for iconoclastic girls to immortalize in stencil. about a year ago I did a 180, and I'm still warming up to the whole liberal artist community. big labia majora

not into: going to clubs, why would I want to wait in line, to pay to be judged? self abuse. big labia minora

makes me happy: deadly weapons, and anti war protests

makes me sad: chicken hawks

hobbies: sculpture welding, free porn, shooting things to see if they are bullet proof.

5 things i can't live without: cell phone, my mig welder, my hide out, my kitties, and noodles and company

vices: porn

thoughts on sg: I love it

i spend most of my free time: school, art, and fighting the man!

 

occupation: artist, student, media whore

current crush: alice cullen

stats: 6' 2" 190 pounds

body mods: does waxing your pubes count?

heroes: Smeddley Buttler

gets me hot: hot unavailable girls

fantasy: finding my soul mate, then imploding the relationship with bizarre group sexual activates...

sign: who believes in astrology?

most humbling moment: getting the shit kicked out of me in the desert.

i lost my virginity: I lost my virginity to an Iraqi girl It's like a microcosm of the war. I rushed into it with no Idea what I was doing, i fucked her every way imaginable, I realized it wasn't going to end how I wanted it, so I "pulled out." seriously though, fucking on anti depressants is like turning a jack in the box that just wont "pop."

CIGARETTES: Nope

MY DIET: Omnivore

ALCOHOL: Nope

MY DRUG USE: Drug Free

I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman

MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.

MY POLITICS: Milquetoast Centrist

POT: Nope

MY STATUS: single

MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: A long, slow, late dinner with friends.

I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship, Online Flirting

MY PIGEONHOLES: Arty, Bookworm, Geek