age: 26 (Jun 03, 1985)

MEMBER SINCE: May 2008

occupation: artist, student, media whore

gets me hot: hot unavailable girls

fantasy: finding my soul mate, then imploding the relationship with bizarre group sexual activates...

body mods: does waxing your pubes count?

stats: 6' 2" 190 pounds

crush: alice cullen

into: I do allot of art, mainly sculpture welding. I'm always on the lookout for iconoclastic girls to immortalize in stencil. about a year ago I did a 180, and I'm still warming up to the whole liberal artist community. big labia majora

i lost my virginity: I lost my virginity to an Iraqi girl It's like a microcosm of the war. I rushed into it with no Idea what I was doing, i fucked her every way imaginable, I realized it wasn't going to end how I wanted it, so I "pulled out." seriously though, fucking on anti depressants is like turning a jack in the box that just wont "pop."

makes me happy: deadly weapons, and anti war protests

most humbling moment: getting the shit kicked out of me in the desert.

makes me sad: chicken hawks