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Lance_Goodthrust Ties String To Acorns So He Can Let His Nuts Hang.

I’m private

About Me

I'm a firm believer in the philosophy of a ruling class. Especially since I rule.

age: 30 (Oct 28, 1977)

MEMBER SINCE: March 2007

stats: 240 LBS of Twisted Steel and Sex Appeal.

sign: Scorpio

heroes: My Father who courageously battled gastric cancer for over 1 year. R.I.P.

i lost my virginity: To an older woman. Thank You statutory rape! *high five*

makes me sad: Usher's cave man like forehead.

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