“Jesus here has the best taste in music, is super sweet and quite cute to boot! ”

“Holy Hell, this guy doesn't have any testimonials?!

Sweet, I get to pop his testimonial cherry. Chrystler is witty and interesting and...dare I say it? Intelligent. Too bad he's stuck in NH.

And sexy, Dead sexy. I mean that from the BOTTOM of my heart (or top of my lungs or something)!

”