"Kyle gets around even more than his mom does. And thats saying something.

Kyles mom is a giant octopus. She's so big, last time she squirted ink, Greenpeace thought there was an oil spill and went looking for the tanker. They found her ass.

The giant octopus' technical name is Enteroctopus. Kyles moms profession takes the name as an instruction. And does it 12 times a night for a bucket of mackrel and a pack of smokes.


Take that, inkblot"

"Kyle is one of the most fun people in the world, he knows how to party and hi style is outta this world! "

"Kyle is my hero. Nuff Said."

"Kyle is some friend to have. He likes to have a great time. Unfortunately this last time he was on chat my connection died and I didn't get to talk to him. But at least I know he's ok. Rock On Kylepus!"

"Kyle rocks my socks "

"I've seen Kyle on cam and let me tell you he is truely fantastic on camera. "

"I've looked closely and I am beginning to suspect that Kylepus is actually made out of string."

"I want to be like him, nay I MUST be like him!"

"that octopus is my hero *whipes tear*"

"the hottest octopus in the all of the worldz. FOREALZ."

"Gimme yer ink, motherfucker!

PS. Next time you pee on my leg in the car, let's just say that you'll only have seven legs left."