Here is the sexiest man alive kissing my head (those were atomicant's words). You can't really see it, but I'm wearing an eyepatch I picked up from the pirate store on my head because it makes for a good yarmulke. He smelled like alcohol and yum.


The best picture in the history of ever. I hyperventilated and passed out after that. It was totally worth it.


atomicant's boob and Radenix's finger.


The squirrel hopeful, atomicant, me, and some dude with a lip ring. In no particular order.


Noir, Rad, and me on a cigarette break.


I think I took this photo while sitting on someone's head.


This is me on the head of one of two people. Crim or D_Day. Ya'll look alike. Oh, the next picture made me realize it's D_Day.


I guess they really don't look as much alike on film as they do through my squinty little eyes.


I know who this is. He was at Disneyland. He owns the PhotoShop group. I like his hat.


The ladies love me.


I can't tell if they love him even more or if they're acting under duress.


Aw. charlielove and schmelectra. I miss them.


Crim and a lovely, small man with an even lovlier hat who let me sit on his head for much of the night.


Nixon on a big, fat pole. I passed out before I got to meet her.


She was pretty feisty.


lil_tuffy!


Noir looking like she's about to jump through the screen and kill someone.


Noir and Radenix being weird.


This hat was so spacious.


tuffy pulling on his ear or something. And somebody fisting a hand bull.


This dude wouldn't stop taking pictures with his big ol' flash. I was blind for several minutes afterward.


This chick was totally into me.


Here's Noir being scary, me, and some homeless guy who sold us something he wrote about food being the devil for $3.


The second hottest picture of the night: Salome, Noir again, and Dino. Oh, and me. See me there? In the front? Who's a lucky cephalopod? I am.


These two were great on the dance floor and were all about the Kylestache.


Noir fell in love with her for a minute.


Then she wrote on Noir's side. She still hasn't bathed.


Or maybe this was the sexiest man alive according to atomicant. I dunno, mang. I was too busy checking out Sydni over to the right there. They're both pretty hot, though.


That concludes this episode of Where in the World is Kyle?

Stay tuned for more on San Francisco and my upcoming adventures in Seattle, Spain, and Portugal. Oh, and check out my new duds. This is my gangsta hat: