“he's not misunderstood.... i feel like i've known him forever. he's an old soul and he trips my trigger. ”

“I completely misread this man: I thought all the seeming honesty, heartfelt sympathy, spiritual searching, kindness was a just a ploy to get into my pants.

I was wrong.

They are all real. And so is he. An honest-to-god good person. And smart. And funny. I count myself lucky to have him as a friend. ”

“Kurtz might just be another SG slob to you, but Eddie Money owes his life to him!”

“This guy is my fucking brother...fake band mate...and an all around cool cat just do not let him dip his balls in the peanut butter...cause it leaves a funky resin”

“kurtz likes to dance around in tightie whities with his 1980's walkman on listening to def leopard and shouting "show me the money!" but we love him anyway”

“kurtz is a doll. and he knows all kinds of wicked medical terminology and he saves people's lives. how cool is that?”

“we've had our moments....

”

“This is my brother... and we are so much alike, it's fuckin scary. Talking about what a great person he is, is to rob him of his true essence. Because he is so much more than just great.”

“THIS GUY ROCKS

EVEN THOUGH HE HAS A PRETERNATURAL LOVE OF THE CAPLOCK.

seriously....i really really like this guy...and i met him in real life...so it's not just silly internet sillyness...it's for reals, yo.”

“One in each wrist. One through your fucking feet. That's what they have in store for our man Kurtz. They'll kill me for warning you. Take the PT boat out to some remote Cambodian village and build an army.

Don't forget a good Cambodian Military Cult mix tape. I'm thinking Mission Of Burma, Pere Ubu, Wire, Glenn Branca, MX-80, Throbbing Gristle, Scratch Acid, Birthday Party....throw a little Gene Pitney in the mix too. Confuse the hell out of them damn Cambodians.”

“bacon?! where?”

“kurtz is a misunderstood mofo... a riddle wrapped in a mystery wrapped in bacon.. i salute..m/”