into: all that stuff that makes me happy
not into: smoking, akkahol, drugs, rural/suburban white people that think they're black, people whose body and/or breath smell bad, Chad Kroeger
makes me happy: girls, internet tubes, monster trucks, non-WWE wrestling, World of Warcraft, old school video james, money, all that stuff that gets me hot, my mother, my brothers, my friends
makes me sad: my father, social conservatives, that carpetbagging motherfucker Clay Bennett, World Wrestling Entertainment
hobbies: Internets, Monster Truck Madness 2 track editing, video james, other stuff
5 things i can't live without: my lappy, my internets, my cellphone, nourishment, oxygen
vices: I NEED MOAR INTERNETS
thoughts on sg: I love it
i spend most of my free time: right here, in front of my lappy.
occupation: Installing microwave ovens; custom kitchen deliveries
current crush: is going to be a SG some day.
stats: 5'11", weighing in at 1296 unknown units of measurement
body mods: Removed appendix
heroes: Homsar, Edgar Martinez, Jesse Ventura, Ichiro!, Tyler Spencer aka Dick Valentine
gets me hot: cute faces, hairless bodies (except on top of the head), good personalities
favorite position: the one where the penis goes into the vagina
fantasy: it involves a wrestling ring, a monster truck, and pay-per-view
sign: Libraaaaaa
most humbling moment: junior prom and watching my date dance with someone else during the one slow dance song
i lost my virginity: but I don't think that's all I've lost
CIGARETTES: Nope
MY DIET: Omnivore
ALCOHOL: Occasionally
MY DRUG USE: Drug Free
I AM LOOKING FOR: a woman
MY KINK FACTOR: I'll try anything once, especially if you beg for it.
MY POLITICS: Bleeding-heart Liberal
POT: Nope
MY STATUS: single
MY IDEA OF A GOOD TIME: Internet. All night. Again.
I WANT: Romance, Booty, Friendship
MY PIGEONHOLES: Straight Edge, Retro, Geek, Fetish, Gamer, Fuck you, I defy categories
