gender: SG

age: 28 (Jan 27, 1984)

occupation: COCKSOCKET

sign: language

stats: will slit your throat and rape the wound

i lost my virginity: i threw it away

fantasy: my ass on every billboard across america

into: honesty / laughing / art

heroes: bob fosse / oskar schindler / paul rusesabagina

makes me sad: the fact that i will never be able to own a panda

most humbling moment: christmas '91

crush: hello kitty

makes me happy: the comedic genius that is stephen lynch