"Knickers is such a doll face! I adore her! She always does something to make my day brighter! She's even married to Lawrence Fishburne! How hot is that! "

"Me and this girl used to drink the SHIT out of Portland. Now she's all responsible and whatnot, and for that, I cry a single beery tear."

"I'd wrestle her for Wham! tickets any day. Shibby. "

"She's part bunny, part Thundercat. She burps and farts. She likes hip-hop and booty house.

She's tall, hot, and sweet, with the prettiest yellow eyes you've ever seen.

She's my kitten, and I'm never letting her go..."

"She rocks the LBC like nobody's business."

"I dedicate my morning wood to her"

"With Knickers, everything's about the ass. She kicks ass. She has a nice ass. When she wants to, she can be an ass. She also does a fairly decent job spanking an ass.... hmm, do I detect a trend??? In all seriousness though, I'm glad to have her in LA now, and I'm looking forward to hanging out with her often..."

"Whereever she goes the party follows.
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"Knickers is the cool one. If you need an intresting story...about living in the country, about PDX, about anything...this is your girl."

"I wear anti-rocking devices on my face when I'm around Knickers just to keep her from rocking it off the front of my head."

"I wuv Knickers. 'Nuff said."

"Knickers rocks my nads!"