age: 40 (Nov 13, 1971)
MEMBER SINCE: June 2006
occupation: idle chatter
makes me sad: Early birds, 9 to 5 jobs, rice pudding, cheap nail guns, co-payments, limping around,
gets me hot: Tattoos, a good lap dance, Head On (apply directly to the forehead)!
most humbling moment: They are numerous, varied, and drowned in booze.
fantasy: To have it both ways
body mods: Grooming down-under
makes me happy: Columbian knife-throwers, cheap bianco, a good finish, the Headblade, private air travel, the Doge Palace, fresh made pasta, my room in Klagenfurt.
i lost my virginity: but ordered an OEM replacement
sign: Slow Children at Play
stats: 5'10 165lbs
into: Drumsticks, original style
After spending 2 hours on the phone with two different banks (or more accurately, a bank and a credit card company) I am lying back, closing my eyes, and running the last scene from Fight Club over and over on my internal screen.
















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