“He is so much fun, and he has the best pictures, ever!”

“He's already my drunk idol.
When I grow up, I wanna be just like him, and seat in the supermarket's frozen food fridge on a wednesday. ”

“The kind of man you remember for a lifetime. And I probably will.”

“dis bitch is ma homie. im glad he moved to chicago and i got to meet him. people with superior taste in music is suprisingly hard to find these days, plus he likes to hump inanimate objects with pretzel sticks hanging out of his nose ”

“Hehe...one of my oldest SG friends and I have so many fond memories of him 'doing a Kinto'! He's been too kind to me and a lot of fun and I hope his new life away from the miserable UK treats him well.”

“I talk about this guy everytime someone asks me about the good times.”

“Kinto smells like a giant jellyfish ”

“I'm way past 12 but I will still leave you a testimonial!..”

“Kinto? Kunto, more like.”

“kinto got me turned onto barry manilow.

and he rarely smells like cabbage.”

“Kinto perfectly sums up all that it is to be a great human being, all the emotion, an honest and courageous friend and a complete drunkard. I cannot recommend his company enough.”

“Can't believe I haven't said how great this guy is yet. He's got a funny accent but he seems to communicate with Parisians very well. Hence he was a superb guide round the France. A true brother and truely dependable. A rare and good soul.”

“kinto is one of my very favourite people. yeah, that pretty much sums it up.”