age: 42 (Dec 11, 1969)

MEMBER SINCE: December 2003

occupation: Road rash poster boy

most humbling moment: what does humbling mean?

crush: Has left the building......sigh

sign: almighty bowman

i lost my virginity: didnt lose it, i traded it for sex.

makes me sad: restraining orders, homeless families, reality tv, bad art, sick babies, losing.

makes me happy: My daughter, my bike, not crashing, not seeing a cop in the rear view, payed bills, good ink, leather, no helmet laws, not guilty by reason of insanity, when the gene pool is cleansed of morons by random acts of stupidity, when old people slip on ice, pop tarts, tormenting co-workers, prank phone calls, Halloween and soooo much more

gets me hot: stun guns, boobies, pain, the tattooed lady, circus freaks, carnie girls, women in racing leather, chain mail, barb wire, lightning, ect ect ect...

fantasy: ZombieQueen with a set of spiked titanium knuckles, a roll of razorwire, a swimming pool filled with rubbing alcohol and the next day off from work. Either that or after i die, having my Skull chromed and used as a hood ornament on the local funeral homes nastiest hearse, that would be nice too.

into: mischief most of the time.

body mods: heh, a few