“without a doubt the coolest guy on the site. one day we will form our band and i will sit at the right hand of KingHell!”

“When it comes to drunken gift exchanges, KingHELL gives the best ones. Plus he's always really nice and talks to me even though I know nothing about video games. I'm glad to know him. And his queen.”

“if you ever have a question about video games, never ask this guy. he knows nothing about them. comics either.

but damn, he loves some good music.”

“*stands 400 feet away as court ordered*
this guy is one of the most adorable long haired non hippies you could ever hope to meet!
he may only ever be famous by association but he will always be a rockstar to me!
who else carries around a not pad and a pen just for autographs?
no one!
yeah, this guy is the best!”

“He's not a creepy stalker.
Really!
”

“Ha ha, I have deflowered KingHELL's testimonial page!
KingHELL is an incredibly sweet person and he has a fucking awesome sense of humor. So much so in fact, that I actually have found myself considering reading video game manuals for giggles. ”