age: 38 (Feb 15, 1975)

MEMBER SINCE: April 2011

occupation: bacon consumption facilitator

i lost my virginity: I think it's over there behind the couch , I'll look for it later

gets me hot: the furnace

most humbling moment: being born

into: bacon , your mom

crush: fire

stats: evil robot

body mods: evil robot

makes me sad: idiots , bling hats , klesmer , when your mom says "not tonight I have a headache"

fantasy: occasionally , but I prefer sci-fi and classic horror

sign: detour